1d6 Sexy Hirelings and Retainers
Spice up your D&D game:
BJ BILL is great at blowjobs. Those who get a happy-happy time from him have +1 Morale on the next day. He will gladly give 20 a night—double the pay for every additional 10 blowjobs.
Nice Time Mary just wants to have a nice time. If you go into the dungeon with her she will initially think it is a nice date but, after encountering a danger, will run in fear through the dungeon attracting all the monsters and triggering all the traps. If, instead, you take her to a basketball game and buy her a soda she will put out. Subsequent dates become more difficult and convoluted: she will never marry you unless you have 100,000gp in the bank; she will not trust men who share their wealth in a common fund. She will only sleep with women after getting drunk.
Borges has a mistress who forces him to cage his cock and balls. He wears a collar at all times. He'll walk into any trap you ask him to. He's good at baking and likes to read about birds.
Sex Killer kills while having sex. She considers herself an expert at seducing Pirates, but she can also work with Bandits in a pinch. She counts as a 3rd level Assassin.
Uncle Daddy is a talented scientist who happens to be extremely hot. He's a silver fox with an extremely huge chin. He knows how to do science and engineering really well; this may never come in handy in the dungeon unless there are robots around. Married heterosexual men have a 2-in-6 chance of becoming gay after hanging out with him over drinks. He counts as a 3rd level Thief.
Oriental Express bills herself as from the mystical east. Of course, the nature of that east varies based on the campaign world. Anyway she's really good at sexy dancing, but doesn't like to flirt unless it's on her own terms—if a guy comes up and starts talking the wrong kind of shit she will bark like a dog and scare him away. While adventuring, she may use this barking technique once per day to cause a morale check for Bandits or other human men. She's actually from Wisconsin.