Anomalous Subsurface Environment - Session #6
Players:
Nathan (me!) - Ascellus Tirimasu/Fighter L2 and Moid Belunky/Fighter L1
Jesus Milk - Sparkles Wit'tully/Cleric L1
Kirko - Hrothgar/Fighter L1
Ags - Mauler/Doberman Fighter L1
A number of new entrances had opened up to the Anomalous Subsurface Environment (ASE) since our last excursion. We entered a new entrance and navigated through a cave network. It led to a rope bridge that went over a gap. We saw another platform, too, which could be reached with a little climbing. Moid, my adjutant, and Hrothgar scouted across that platform.
While they were away, we heard a little voice. It was a proletariat goblin toiling in the dungeon. The scouting party found a parallel bridge and so we united at the other side. Though my friend Sparkle's offered drinks to the goblin, who was a recovering alcoholic, the goblin was agreeable in the end. I asked it if it had any enemies. I was bloodthirsty and in high spirits. It told us that there were Morlock's that killed many of its kind. I told him I would slaughter them without mercy.
We searched around some more and found a door behind a torn painting of some science men. I thought to myself "science men must be behind this door." And so I kicked down numerous doors until I found the horn men I fought previously. My allies and I routed them without suffering a single wound.
At that point, after searching numerous alcoves and making no progress, we left the dungeon having only gained in geographic knowledge rather than blood or gold. I am no closer to purchasing a shotgun, and I wonder if life wouldn't have been more fulfilling on the homestead. Perhaps I ought to find a girlfriend and settle down.